Wednesday, February 21, 1979

Holy Crap, I'm Being Born!

Oh my god, there's a bright light and I'm being forced towards it! Is this the end? I never had a chance to find out if there was life in other organs! NOOOOOOOO!

Hey, wait, what happened? Where am I? Who is this asshole cooing at me? What the fuck? Oh my god, I've been abducted by aliens! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Okay, this is weird. There's two big aliens who keep staring at me. Oh my god, I'm completely naked! What hell is this?

This being abducted thing is tiring. Since I'm already at the mercy of these extraterrestrial monsters, I might as well get a nap. I'm sure I'll get answers when I wake up.