I love beach souvenir shops. They have some of the most WTF I have ever seen.
If these were made by some crazy lady selling them out of an RV, I would have snatched up the one on the left.
Friday, December 14, 2012
Saturday, December 8, 2012
Bride of Thrift Store Fuquerie
That's one happy bell. And if you don't see what I see, congratulations, you're not a perv like me.
Saturday, December 1, 2012
Flea Market Fuquerie
You know what's better than thrift stores? Flea markets! Because anyone who has a booth can bring in whatever weird thing they want.
The tag says it's a glass squash, but all I see is a dildo.
The tag says it's a glass squash, but all I see is a dildo.
Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Riverwalk Souvenir Fuquerie
My dad came to visit for a short trip and we had fun wandering around the San Antonio Riverwalk. When I saw a store window filled with sugar skulls, I had to go in. I did not get photos of all the magic wonders inside, but I did get a photo of the most fuckery-filled shot glass ever conceived. NSFW after the jump.
Thursday, September 6, 2012
15 Million Lesbians On The Loose!
I found this at a flea market and was highly amused at the thought
of 15 million lesbians running wild through the streets, stealing our
wives with their lesbian ways.
As it turns out, that's exactly what the article was about. Facepalm and wtf excerpts after the jump...
As it turns out, that's exactly what the article was about. Facepalm and wtf excerpts after the jump...
Saturday, September 1, 2012
Meet Albert Escobar
On the way home from the taxidermypalooza antique store, I saw this thing peering at me from the highway and
immediately slammed on my brakes to take a closer look. (Sorry for the
dark photo. Sun was being a downer.)
A Tour of Fuquerie
I went to visit a friend and we hit up an antique store.
Alas, our time was short, so I couldn't get the full breadth of fuckery
within, but I did get some good pictures.
This is appears to be the disembodied corpse of a bordello deer:
This is appears to be the disembodied corpse of a bordello deer:
Thursday, August 9, 2012
The Clearance Bajingo
One day, I was wandering around Hobby Lobby trying not to empty my wallet onto the floor when I came across this poor thing.
Friday, July 20, 2012
Thrift Store Fuquerie Lives Again
I returned to the same thrift store to obtain Jeff Bridges Jesus for someone else. I was happy to discover more things I had missed.
I know this candle is supposed to be an apple pie, but looks more like moldy liposuction waste covered in grubs. Yummy!
I know this candle is supposed to be an apple pie, but looks more like moldy liposuction waste covered in grubs. Yummy!
Sunday, July 1, 2012
Thrift Store Fuquerie: The Beginning
One of my weird hobbies is going to thrift stores, antique stores,
and flea markets and documenting the really weird, hilarious, horrible,
or amazing things I find there. This is all Regretsy's fault. They got
me started on this.
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Collecting figurines is one thing, but collecting photos of figurines? That's something special right there.
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Collecting figurines is one thing, but collecting photos of figurines? That's something special right there.
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