I know this candle is supposed to be an apple pie, but looks more like moldy liposuction waste covered in grubs. Yummy!
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This is probably an alien dog statue. For some reason, he has no feet. His legs just end at the stubs.
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Skinned alligator doohickey. Somewhere out there is a wallet missing a head.
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Crocheted pears and apple. I know they look fantastic, but they were completely covered in cat hair.
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I turned a corner and was horrified to discover the corpse of a disemboweled bunny, its empty eyes still pleading for a swift death.
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Nothing says "Goodwill" like an unlabeled Ziploc bag of a mysterious brown substance.
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This is what I can only assume is a poop-shaped bottle filled with shit because no one in their right mind would actually manufacture such a bottle for olives.
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Floyd. What else can I say about him?
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Here's a sampler just crying out for tentacles and chainsaw maniacs.
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Little girls are apparently also made of soulless, black eyes and pure evil.
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Judging by this particular Anne Geddes, she's trying to smother children in flowers.
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Every time you look into this mirror, you see your shattered dreams. Oh wait, that's just glass.
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Little Miss Needs-To-Pee is getting ready to turn that bear into a voodoo doll. The bear knows what's coming, just look at his face.
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I didn't realize angels were allowed to get high as balls.
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Owls. Just because there's always owls.
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Marathon lubrication. See? There's a reason lube reminded me of wonderful fuquerie and it's not because I'm a pervert. Well, it is, but not the only reason anyway.
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Jesus and the tomb action figure set. Because nothing says action like a corpse calmly coming back to life. There were three of these. One for each child you need to terrorize.
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And finally, carrots having sex standing up.
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