WTF Wednesday: Derpy Cougar and Coyote Faces

I went to The Corner Shoppe Mall in Austin yesterday because taxidermy. At their delightfully whimsical store filled to the brim with all sorts of dead animals, I found the new love of my life. Now, I've never wanted a taxidermy feline before. Given my almost religious love of cats, it seems a little sacrilegious and I need all the good karma I can get. However, this magnificent beast would be an exception to that rule.

I give you, the gorgeous, amazing, one-of-a-kind, Derpy Cougar:

Look at that magnifiderp creature!

Flea Market Fuquerie: Another Blast From The Past

I've been sick this week, so I haven't been back to my usual haunts. However, I had ample time to download all the pictures that have been accumulating on my cell phone's SD card for three years. I found a few bits of entertainment for you.

Who says you can't find classy furniture in a flea store?

Yes, pretty much everyone.

A Thrift Store Without Clowns?

I know, that sounds impossible, right? Well, it's true. On my way home from an interview, I stopped at what appeared to be a magical place: Texas Thrift Store. It was a thrift store with Texas in the name! Surely it would be filled with wonders!

I was very, very wrong. It was lacking in fuckery. Not even a clown in sight. I was disheartened, to say the least. However, please enjoy the few pictures, some of which are quality fuckery.


Lifeless dolls wait for an unsuspecting child to carry them home. Then, they will come to life.

Horrible, horrible life.

3 Cats + 1 Live Crawfish = Confusion

I'm slacking, I know. I'm having to be a responsible adult and all and it cuts into my fuckery time. I'm just as annoyed about this as you are.

However, I was able to entertain myself with some feline-related antics. The grocery store was selling live crawfish and I decided I needed one to bring home to befuddle the cats. They made me buy a whole pound and in retrospect, I should have taken advantage of that a bit more.


"Is it food? A toy? This hurts my feline brain!"

Lily enjoyed flipping it on its back, then walking away as the crawfish flailed helplessly.

"BOW BEFORE ME, WORTHLESS FELINE, FOR I AM THE CRAWFISH GOD!!"

Thanks to Michaela Grey for the perfect caption.

WTF Wednesday: Some Randomness For Your Enjoyment

For those of you not looking at my Tumblr, here's a few pictures I found in the dregs of my old cell phone's storage card.


I need this movie. It's not a want, it's a need.

"Let me use this boat of sunbathing girls as my gun."