I give you, the gorgeous, amazing, one-of-a-kind, Derpy Cougar:
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Look at that magnifiderp creature! |
Not that I can afford it, but if I could, it would live in a place of honor in my home, periodically getting new outfits and word balloons. It would instantly have a necktie and nerd glasses. Later, it would get a bowtie and fez. Also, it needs a hipster mustache and fedora. The possibilities are endless!
The store also offered a bin of fox and coyote faces. You know, just in case you need some faces for a craft project and don't want to use your own and the authorities already warned you to stay away from your neighbor's faces.
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Jeez, some people act as if they own their faces. |
I did come away with one piece of art. Meet Sparky the squirrel and his pet fish, Alan. In brilliant twist, the fish is also taxidermy.
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We're going to have so many adventures! |
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