WTF Wednesday: Derpy Cougar and Coyote Faces

I went to The Corner Shoppe Mall in Austin yesterday because taxidermy. At their delightfully whimsical store filled to the brim with all sorts of dead animals, I found the new love of my life. Now, I've never wanted a taxidermy feline before. Given my almost religious love of cats, it seems a little sacrilegious and I need all the good karma I can get. However, this magnificent beast would be an exception to that rule.

I give you, the gorgeous, amazing, one-of-a-kind, Derpy Cougar:

Look at that magnifiderp creature!

Not that I can afford it, but if I could, it would live in a place of honor in my home, periodically getting new outfits and word balloons. It would instantly have a necktie and nerd glasses. Later, it would get a bowtie and fez. Also, it needs a hipster mustache and fedora. The possibilities are endless!

The store also offered a bin of fox and coyote faces. You know, just in case you need some faces for a craft project and don't want to use your own and the authorities already warned you to stay away from your neighbor's faces.

Jeez, some people act as if they own their faces.

I did come away with one piece of art. Meet Sparky the squirrel and his pet fish, Alan. In brilliant twist, the fish is also taxidermy.

We're going to have so many adventures!