I give you, the gorgeous, amazing, one-of-a-kind, Derpy Cougar:
|Look at that magnifiderp creature!
Not that I can afford it, but if I could, it would live in a place of honor in my home, periodically getting new outfits and word balloons. It would instantly have a necktie and nerd glasses. Later, it would get a bowtie and fez. Also, it needs a hipster mustache and fedora. The possibilities are endless!
The store also offered a bin of fox and coyote faces. You know, just in case you need some faces for a craft project and don't want to use your own and the authorities already warned you to stay away from your neighbor's faces.
|Jeez, some people act as if they own their faces.
I did come away with one piece of art. Meet Sparky the squirrel and his pet fish, Alan. In brilliant twist, the fish is also taxidermy.
|We're going to have so many adventures!