One day, I was wandering around Hobby Lobby trying not to empty my wallet onto the floor when I came across this poor thing.
That is a vulva on clearance. And you know what's even more shocking? It has no clitoris!
So being the compassionate person that I am, I engaged in surgery to restore this beautiful flower's pearl. Literally.
The surgical team is ready to operate:
In post-op recovery:
After fully recovering, the vulva is restored to her former glory and will no longer be stuck in a clearance section!
Yes, that is a cleavage shot. It was only fitting.
In case someone wants to know why "bajingo," I suggest asking Regretsy.
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