Thursday, August 9, 2012

The Clearance Bajingo

One day, I was wandering around Hobby Lobby trying not to empty my wallet onto the floor when I came across this poor thing.

That is a vulva on clearance. And you know what's even more shocking? It has no clitoris!

So being the compassionate person that I am, I engaged in surgery to restore this beautiful flower's pearl. Literally.

The surgical team is ready to operate:

In post-op recovery:

After fully recovering, the vulva is restored to her former glory and will no longer be stuck in a clearance section!

Yes, that is a cleavage shot. It was only fitting.

In case someone wants to know why "bajingo," I suggest asking Regretsy.

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