Saturday, September 1, 2012

A Tour of Fuquerie

I went to visit a friend and we hit up an antique store. Alas, our time was short, so I couldn't get the full breadth of fuckery within, but I did get some good pictures.

This is appears to be the disembodied corpse of a bordello deer:

It was tempting to buy this and wear it on my head, but I'm still not convinced these things don't come alive to eat our faces:

Here's a classy coat hanger for your guests:

The tag said it was a "curio jar." Judging by the price, the seller has been on Etsy before:

You have no idea how badly I wish I had $89 the moment I saw this:

My friend is taller than I am and was able to get photos of some inspiring taxidermy fuckery placed up high.

A smiling boar's head. Creepily smiling.

Unlabeled carnivore skull with missing canines. Just to keep around. You never know.

One of many, many pheasants:

A fabulous deer, clearly drunk in preparation for Mardi Gras.

A chicken that has fallen on some hard times.

A baffled looking weasel in a jaunty bow.

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