I went to visit a friend and we hit up an antique store. Alas, our time was short, so I couldn't get the full breadth of fuckery within, but I did get some good pictures.
This is appears to be the disembodied corpse of a bordello deer:
It was tempting to buy this and wear it on my head, but I'm still not convinced these things don't come alive to eat our faces:
Here's a classy coat hanger for your guests:
The tag said it was a "curio jar." Judging by the price, the seller has been on Etsy before:
You have no idea how badly I wish I had $89 the moment I saw this:
My friend is taller than I am and was able to get photos of some inspiring taxidermy fuckery placed up high.
A smiling boar's head. Creepily smiling.
Unlabeled carnivore skull with missing canines. Just to keep around. You never know.
One of many, many pheasants:
A fabulous deer, clearly drunk in preparation for Mardi Gras.
A chicken that has fallen on some hard times.
A baffled looking weasel in a jaunty bow.