The tag says it's a glass squash, but all I see is a dildo.
![](http://pensenvy.com/misc/fuckery/1112fuckery1.jpg)
I did not arrange them, I swear. They were already like that.
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I missed the Cructar invasion. Who won?
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The "Hitler is still alive" right above "People who depress us" really elevates the fuckery of this already fuckery-filled magazine.
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Every house needs one of these!
![](http://pensenvy.com/misc/fuckery/1112fuckery5.jpg)
One of the Three Little Pigs looked into the Ark of the Covenant.
![](http://pensenvy.com/misc/fuckery/1112fuckery6.jpg)
Foiled by the Cructar invasion, no doubt!
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In a dark, hidden corner, I found a used wig. I did not try it on.
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This can has never been opened. In case you only use vintage cleaning products from a rusty can.
![](http://pensenvy.com/misc/fuckery/1112fuckery9.jpg)
I call these, "The Butthole Twins."
![](http://pensenvy.com/misc/fuckery/1112fuckery10.jpg)
This is a painting crying out for some tentacles.
![](http://pensenvy.com/misc/fuckery/1112fuckery11.jpg)
Creepy old lady vase. Because the best place to store a bouquet is inside grandma's head.
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I don't know why this cow is wearing a shower cap or how it's staying on, given that her ears are outside.
![](http://pensenvy.com/misc/fuckery/1112fuckery13.jpg)
I remember buying these things at the county fair. Somewhere, I have one of Jonathan Brandis (though I'll never admit to it).
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You know what sounds refreshing right now? A 31 year old bottle of Coke.
![](http://pensenvy.com/misc/fuckery/1112fuckery15.jpg)
I got glares for taking pictures, so I switched to an app that silences the camera shutter. The app sucks.
Neon painted bird candle holders. Goes with any decor.
![](http://pensenvy.com/misc/fuckery/1112fuckery16.jpg)
Mmmm....old man head coffee...
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