Beach Fuquerie Knows What You Did Last Summer

I love beach souvenir shops. They have some of the most WTF I have ever seen.
If these were made by some crazy lady selling them out of an RV, I would have snatched up the one on the left.

Bride of Thrift Store Fuquerie

That's one happy bell. And if you don't see what I see, congratulations, you're not a perv like me.

Flea Market Fuquerie

You know what's better than thrift stores? Flea markets! Because anyone who has a booth can bring in whatever weird thing they want.

The tag says it's a glass squash, but all I see is a dildo.