No you don't.
Seriously, you don't.
Because I still have nightmares about it.
Everyone with kids will have nightmares about it.
The poor bastard writing the article about my thesis will probably have nightmares too.
I'm afraid he might hate me after all that.
You know what makes the whole thing worse?
My adviser fucked the whole class over and didn't seek IRB approval or have us CITI certified.
My thesis can never be used for any professional anything ever.
All that work and horror and it was all for nothing.
Please enjoy this cat gif as a palate cleanser: