|This northern pike is just happy to be loved.|
If you ever wanted to show mom how much you love her, do not give her this.
|The dirty yarn strands add that extra special touch.|
More shells glued to shit. Because it wouldn't be a Texas thrift store otherwise.
|Where is "NonPulco" anyway?|
I actually bought this. I'm going to pretend it's a family heirloom made by great-aunt Mabel and see if I can convince my brother to hand it down to his daughter.
|I picked my brother because my cats don't care about wall decor.|
This will class up any room in your place, guaranteed.
|Just don't invite the Wilsons over. They're strictly crotch enthusiasts.|
He's so happy now that he's gorged himself on unsuspecting children.
|He even had to stop wearing pants.|
Someone really likes fish sticks. And that's not a euphemism.
|Well, for me it is.|