Clown * /kloun/ *
noun
1. An unholy beast from the depths of hell, who spreads terror on the earth.
2. A species of tchotchke painted to look like a grotesque caricature of a person.
noun
1. An unholy beast from the depths of hell, who spreads terror on the earth.
2. A species of tchotchke painted to look like a grotesque caricature of a person.
3. Someone's mistaken idea of funny.
Fortunately, someone was able to entomb Walter before he could eradicate the dreams of all children.
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No matter what he tries to tell you, he's not wonderful. |
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It may or may not be an eyeball. |
This one was frozen in mid boob-grab.
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Don't let your guard down. It could come alive any minute. |
Kids, be glad that warning label is there. Otherwise, someone might think it's a toy you want for your birthday.
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Who would do that in the first place? |
The red nose and cheeks suggest blood flows through a clown's veins. This is false.
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They only ooze shattered dreams. |
Nothing says "neighborhood watch" quite like a clown with a sack of teddy bears.
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Ol' Glans Head there doesn't make it less creepy. |
This is the last thing you hear before you die.
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The packaging is trying way too hard to convince us it's fun. |
Someone actually thinks this is acceptable decor for a wall.
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Just say no to anal clown sex. |
If you pull on the thing hanging down from between its legs, it will "dance." Seems legit.
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Kids, the puppy is already dead. |
One minute, you're scavenging for supplies. The next, you're confronted by a swarm of clowns.
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This is why it's important to always be armed. Aim for the head. |
Oh my goodness, I am laughing so hard it hurts!
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