Thrift Store Fuquerie: Now With More Hairy Horror

I love having a Thrift Town just down the street. It's always got some enjoyable weirdness. Such as....

This candleholder, which is made from festering boils.

Jubilee: More Fun With Movies

Jubilee is a 1978 classic about Queen Elizabeth time traveling to the future and discovering a wasteland of apathy and pointlessness. I assume "Queen Elizabeth" is code for "the viewer."

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The movie starts out with Queen Elizabeth's court midget bringing in the greyhounds...for no apparent reason. Then we switch to Queen Elizabeth who's asking her Sorcerer to show her the future. He does some magic and brings up a goth in a black spandex bodysuit who waxes philosophical and shows them a vision of the future.

Thrift Store Fuquerie On the Loose!

I have no idea why this might have ended up here...

Polyvinyl Acetate Fuquerie

I saw these things in the grocery store, and upon closer inspection, I decided I needed to take some home for experimentation. This was more worthless than I had hoped.
Boy, this sure looks like it could be fun. Balloons you blow from a tube of something that looks suspiciously like superglue!

Beach Fuquerie Knows What You Did Last Summer

I love beach souvenir shops. They have some of the most WTF I have ever seen.
If these were made by some crazy lady selling them out of an RV, I would have snatched up the one on the left.

Bride of Thrift Store Fuquerie

That's one happy bell. And if you don't see what I see, congratulations, you're not a perv like me.

Flea Market Fuquerie

You know what's better than thrift stores? Flea markets! Because anyone who has a booth can bring in whatever weird thing they want.

The tag says it's a glass squash, but all I see is a dildo.