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I have no mouth and I must get that fly.
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This clown has fallen upon hard times. He now lives in a ramekin and attached polyfiber fill to his head in order to keep warm.
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This creepy clown wants to go on a date with you. Forever.
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You know how dogs chase their own tails because they don't realize it's attached?
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Baby Jesus has finally had enough of Mary's post-partum depression.
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This cow is smug as fuck 'cause she has a goddamn dried wreath around her neck and you don't!
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Pensive wooden cock is pensive.
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Derpy Cat is too derpy to realize that Lesley is never coming back.
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I don't know what these are, but there were a lot of them in unmarked bags.
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Clearly, these are the classiest lamps this side of the Mississippi.
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Pride Fiesta Donkey can't move because he's wrapped too tight.
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This is a random naked torso. I wanted to take it home, but they said it wasn't for sale.
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One of the last things I'd purchase from the Salvation Army.
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I thought it was supposed to be three wise magi, not penii.
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I wouldn't recommend eating his sauce. I'm pretty sure he roofied it.
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So many unanswered questions...
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This is a dusty glass candle holder filled with old pasta. Because Italian food makes the best decor.
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And the pièce de résistance? A motherfucking 3D Jesus crucifixion clock!
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