All your clutter problems can be solved with one simple rule: Chuck it into a thrift store.
Donate, sell on consignment, whatever you want, someone out there will happily take it off your hands.
All those collector plates you were sure were a good investment? Thrift store time!
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Somewhere out there is an elderly lady teleporting herself inside this picture. |
Who needs recycling when there's money to be made in fourpack cardboard?
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One man's treasure is what everyone else calls trash. |
Not to mention the cans themselves.
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But if it's organized, is it clutter? |
Thrift stores and flea markets are also the best place to drop off all your outdated music formats.
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That strange noise you just heard was the collective orgasm of thousands of hipsters. |
Stocking stuffers no one ever cared about also make great thrift store goods.
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Like that lumpy white thing. |
Remember that embarrassing candle selling phase in the 90s? Now you can unload all that stock in an instant!
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Now your shame is someone else's problem. |
Old appliances are also prime thrift store fodder. They don't make blenders like they used to, after all.
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I'm going to be disappointed if there isn't a radioactive element in these. |
Don't forget to let family in on the decluttering fun! Uncle Bob's western statue collection is just taking up room.
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Have to pry his Elvis collection out of his cold, dead hands. |
Grandma's costume jewelry collection is always welcome at thrift stores.
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"Grandma, where would you wear it? Stop fooling yourself, you haven't stepped outside since Halley's Comet returned." |
Uncle Bob's garage full of rusty crap is also a veritable goldmine!
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Wow! A rusty, chipped axe head without even a handle! Way better than going to Home Depot! |
Just be careful when opening some containers. Never know what Uncle Bob left behind.
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"Yes, Uncle Bob, we all heard the story about how you ninja kicked Hitler." |
Don't forget to raid Grandma's bathroom cabinets too. Especially the dark recesses she hasn't seen since 1968.
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This only brings back bad memories of Johnny Perkins and prom. |
Please, for the love of god, someone get Aunt Mabel out of the house so we can get rid of these things before they eat us in our sleep.
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It's unsettling the way she sings to them at night. |
Lastly, don't forget books you no longer need.
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I want to know what they'd consider storage space that I would never dream of. |
"I want to know what they'd consider storage space that I would never dream of."
ReplyDeleteI think they must mean in your colon. :)
No, I would still think of that. I've seen Pulp Fiction.
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