Thursday, February 14, 2013

High School 1958 vs 2012: The Dangers of Firecrackers

As talked about in this post, I am going to write my own versions of that idiotic "High School 1958 vs 2008/2009/2010/2011/2012" thing that has been plaguing the internet. Please enjoy my interpretation of Scenario 7...



Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.

1958: Ants die. The survivors, angered by Johnny's disregard for the lives of others, plot revenge. After months of intricate planning, they storm Johnny's bedroom and swarm his sleeping body, stinging him until his heart gives out from the agony. Spurred by their victory, the ants begin a siege against all humans, rallying all ants worldwide. Since ants outnumber humans 10,000:1 and humans are woefully unprepared for this sort of attack, the ants prevail. Humans are reduced to a few tribes in cold climates, struggling to survive. Ants achieve total victory.

2012: There is no 2012. There is only the glory of the Ant Empire.

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