Thursday, February 21, 2013

High School 1958 vs 2012: The Dangers of Pornography

As talked about in this post, I am going to write my own versions of that idiotic "High School 1958 vs 2008/2009/2010/2011/2012" thing that has been plaguing the internet. Please enjoy my interpretation of nonexistent Scenario 9...

Jenny has a fantasy about performing in a pornographic film.

1958: Jenny's best friend, a "bachelor," gives her the contact info for a local amateur porn producer. She's hired for a short porn film and performs awkwardly, but with determination and spunk. She is glad for the experience, but decides never to do it again. The producer eventually goes bankrupt and her video gets stored in a warehouse.

2013: Jenny's porn video resurfaces and becomes an instant Youtube hit. Her daughter is grossed out and her son has very confusing feelings. Her husband is turned on by what she did with the coconuts and camphor, so the spark in their marriage is renewed.

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