Believe me, there was a whole lot of wtf around, but there was more than I could really get to in time. So my documentation of the wonder that is Bussey's will probably be an ongoing project.
Need licensed character pinatas at knockoff prices?
|Somewhere, there's a label that says "Genuine Sorny."|
Mr. and Mrs. Scowlinski probably didn't expect to wind up here.
|There's no way this picture isn't haunted.|
Three little goats to go across your troll bridge.
|Local 485 under bridge trolls represent!|
Naked mermaid wall art. I actually love these things and want an entire wall of them.
|Is that Nemo in your scales or...|
I might have fallen in love with the Mexican art import booth. I need a wall of these as well.
|Wall devils help ward off unannounced relatives.|
There was a mall store-sized booth of these things as well as the most ridiculous looking fantasy swords ever conceived.
|Somewhere in the UK, a lawmaker just fainted.|
Pair of metal cocks, just hanging out. I think they must be cousins to Beyonce.
|If you don't know who Beyonce is, get thee to The Bloggess|
This seller is primarily a seller of repaired bicycles. Also horn sheaths, because you can never have too many of those.
|Why wouldn't you find horn sheaths at a market this amazing?|
I have no idea what this is, but it's going to swallow something of yours.
|Soul? Innocence? Genitals? Pocket change? Take your pick.|
I would like to believe this is some sort of whimsical, handmade item created by a strange old man in a dusty garage, but I'm afraid it's more likely mass produced for college students.
|"Of all the beer bottles, why do I have to be made with light beer?"|
"Herb" racks indeed. The seller also had legal synthetic marijuana. When I told my husband, he worried that I was going to smoke some. What? I didn't buy any! He said "Oh, I thought you were going to blog about it." So consider that to be blogged about.
|On our next visit, I dared him to buy some synthetic pot. He refused, the partypooper.|
Most people don't know you can shoot a heart attack to stop it.
|Not recommended for athlete's foot.|
I love this display so hard. So many things going on. Ceramic cocks, vaguely Chinese wise men, and laser disco Virgin Mary clock on top of a lace doily.
|There is no way this isn't amazing.|
Wanna know what that clock looks like in action? You're welcome.