3D Magic Space Jesus

In my first post about Bussey's Flea Market, I introduced the laser disco Virgin Mary clock, one of the most beautimous things I've found in my fuckery adventures. There's also the 3D Jesus crucifixion clock, which adorns the guest room wall, somehow keeping people from wanting to stay overnight.

In the dark recesses of a Chinese bootleg import booth, I found a collection of 3D Jesus wall art. Naturally, I was intrigued. Of course, I couldn't resist the 3D Last Supper for when we have guests.

It's two Last Suppers in one!

But that's not what you're here for, you're here for 3D Magic Space Jesus. So please enjoy...


If you turn it one way, you see him in the traditional dying on the cross motif:

Got some sashayin' hips there.

If you turn it slightly to the side, BAM! Jesus has flown up off that cross and is now in motherfucking SPACE while shooting goddamn LASERS out of his chest!

*adds a decade to time in Purgatory for that remark*

Still not impressed? Here's the thing in action!