Sunday, March 3, 2013

How to Get Divorced In Three Simple Steps

1. Happily take a hideous clown portrait off your friend's hands.
2. Quietly install it in your spouse's bathroom while s/he is asleep.
3. Snicker yourself to sleep.


I didn't get served with divorce papers, but the portrait is now mysteriously missing.

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