I considered getting this to hang next to Napkin Cat, but six bucks was a bit steep for some scraps of beach debris.
|Note to self: collect trash on beach, glue to board, ???, profit!|
Dear late 80s/early 90s. Thanks a lot. This sort of thing is going to be in thrift stores for centuries.
|Unfortunately, the 90s are not biodegradable.|
I cannot possibly imagine why these might have ended up in the thrift store.
|Woodward and Smith really know how to write page turners.|
I have never so badly wanted to own an 8 track player.
|If anyone can find this for me on at least an audio cassette, I will love you forever.|
Transformers print from a county fair? Damn straight I bought it!
|Not all of us can be purveyors of fine art.|
I don't know who this fellow is, but I bet he is delightfully hilarious in not at all an annoying way.
|But he's no Floyd.|
If you see this in your date's apartment, be on guard.
|It's time to leave when she says she wants to live inside your skin.|
I know this was a big thing for a while, but it doesn't make this any more demented.
|I was going to buy it, but I decided a mini helicopter was a better purchase for terrifying cats.|