In this post, I showed you some of the glory that is the Toilet Seat Museum. If you haven't read it yet, go do it right now.
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In Part 3 of my tour of the Toilet Seat Museum, I bring you some of the location-based toilet seats.
Colorado, state of legal weed and yuppies.
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| Okay, fine, all that other stuff too. |
Alaska, home of bears and idiot tourists teasing the bears.
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| Also, ptarmigan. |
Arkansas, being thankful that Mississippi exists.
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| I sorta proudly signed this seat. |
More Arkansas. This was one of his older toilet seats, seeing years of abuse, probably from idiots stealing the crystals.
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| I'm not quite sure where that formation is located. |
Wyoming, aka: The State Everyone Forgets About
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| That and New Hampshire. |
Louisiana, saying thank goodness for Arkansas.
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| No, really. I'm sure Louisiana is doing great. |
Padre Island National Seashore, which is actually a very cool place.
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| I go there for the jellyfish poking opportunities. |
Iowegians (who apparently don't like being called "Iowegians") got a very pretty toilet seat.
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| The one time corn would be an appropriate decoration... |
Now this is one of the best things I've ever seen. This is a genuine, certified, actual fragment of one of Saddam Hussein's toilets.
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| Can you believe it? Two degrees separates me from Saddam Hussein's shit! |
Sorry to end on a bummer note, but I thought it would have been more disrespectful to follow this with jokes. This is a piece of the Berlin Wall and a piece of barbed wire from the fence at the Auschwitz concentration camp.
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| Seriously, fuck Hitler. |
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