In this post, I showed you some of the glory that is the Toilet Seat Museum. If you haven't read it yet, go do it right now.
In Part 3 of my tour of the Toilet Seat Museum, I bring you some of the location-based toilet seats.
Colorado, state of legal weed and yuppies.
|Okay, fine, all that other stuff too.
Alaska, home of bears and idiot tourists teasing the bears.
Arkansas, being thankful that Mississippi exists.
|I sorta proudly signed this seat.
More Arkansas. This was one of his older toilet seats, seeing years of abuse, probably from idiots stealing the crystals.
|I'm not quite sure where that formation is located.
Wyoming, aka: The State Everyone Forgets About
|That and New Hampshire.
Louisiana, saying thank goodness for Arkansas.
|No, really. I'm sure Louisiana is doing great.
Padre Island National Seashore, which is actually a very cool place.
|I go there for the jellyfish poking opportunities.
Iowegians (who apparently don't like being called "Iowegians") got a very pretty toilet seat.
|The one time corn would be an appropriate decoration...
Now this is one of the best things I've ever seen. This is a genuine, certified, actual fragment of one of Saddam Hussein's toilets.
|Can you believe it? Two degrees separates me from Saddam Hussein's shit!
Sorry to end on a bummer note, but I thought it would have been more disrespectful to follow this with jokes. This is a piece of the Berlin Wall and a piece of barbed wire from the fence at the Auschwitz concentration camp.
|Seriously, fuck Hitler.