I know, this straw angel doesn't look creepy enough. Keep staring.
|Like peppers, it's the slow burn that gets you the most.|
Okay, I lied. Straw angel was a cakewalk compared to straw bunny from hell.
|$18: Too much or too little for this thing? Discuss.|
Go home, zebra. You are drunk. Very, very drunk.
|New discussion question: How does one get a zebra drunk?|
Derpy Cat is just so happy, he doesn't care about being turned into a decorative candelabra.
|Derpy Cat has poor survival skills.|
If you thought the unopened bottle of Coca Cola from the 80s was bad, how about some unopened Coca-Cola from the 60s?
|People, Coke is not the same as scotch! It does not get better with age.|
The blobfish's more attractive cousin.
|So to speak.|
Cars in Jars & Other Disappointing Children's Stories by Eunice Beaver
|Projected release date late 2013.|
Hang up Angry Devil Cat over your front door and I guarantee your neighbors will stop asking you to put up decorations for Christmas.
|Any day I can screw with the HOA is a good day.|
Wanted: Armless, legless torso dressed in pastel French 1700s attire. Must be stoned.
|It's for a school project.|
Well, this doesn't look so bad. Sure, her face is kind of creepy, but I've seen worse.
|Is there a reason she looks like a painted corpse?|
|I love planting violets inside the skulls of my victims.|
Okay, I promised you panther wrangling, didn't I? Well, here it is. Panther wrangling.
|"Oh crap, I caught an angry, flailing panther, now what do I do with it!?"|
If anyone knows the provenance of that picture, I would appreciate a heads up. I have questions that need answers.